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The Journal of Highly Probable Things

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 Name: Iain Ness
Age: 21
Location: Glasgow
Propos Moi
Mon Visage

 

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04/16/2014 18:17:55

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via thealmightyflop)

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04/16/2014 16:36:53

suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(Source: evelynwoe, via kingsandqueers)

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04/16/2014 16:36:31

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons
By Cameron

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04/16/2014 16:22:29

dontkillbirds:

Doctor Who is no longer my fave TV show and you have no idea how sad that makes me

(via meagansphilosophy)

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04/15/2014 23:01:36

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04/15/2014 16:03:43

literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

(via thealmightyflop)

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04/14/2014 21:10:08

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

Kinda like War of the Worlds? Humans can’t do shit, but viruses be all like ‘Yo, we got this’

(via thealmightyflop)

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04/14/2014 21:06:21

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04/14/2014 14:20:54

isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

image

I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

(via thealmightyflop)

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04/14/2014 12:31:42

all-four-cheekbones:

shinydiscopaul:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner
  • thigh-highs
  • corsets
  • boots
  • long dramatic coats

(via bracesmacfadyen)

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