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The Journal of Highly Probable Things

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 Name: Iain Ness
Age: 22
Location: Glasgow
Propos Moi
Mon Visage

 

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09/13/2014 13:28:57

justinjewmanji:

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09/12/2014 23:05:54

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09/12/2014 16:08:30

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

(via nowiminlaanditsparadise)

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09/11/2014 18:36:20

seiya234:

westformiles:

"Let a bunch of wizards run around off-campus without any proper oversight, and before you can say "horcrux" some snake-faced bugger’s gone off his dried frog pills and you’re up to your arse in dark magic. (…) It just goes to show the importance of respectable wizardly institutions like UU, where magic is carefully controlled and only used for serious academic research or when you’ve run out of matches.

They did get the dinners right, though.”

this is fucking brill let me love you

(Source: reddit.com, via fabledquill)

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09/10/2014 00:57:17

kryptaria:

rhube:

nickjbarlow:

source

Yesssssss.

Hey, dominatrixeditrix. Would this help?

kryptaria:

rhube:

nickjbarlow:

source

Yesssssss.

Hey, dominatrixeditrix. Would this help?

(via sir-fopling-flutter)

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09/08/2014 14:14:24
baby:b- b-b-b- b-
mom:bottle? are you trying to say bottle?
baby:b-b-BEFORE YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, JAVERT before you chain me up like a slave again LISTEN TO ME there is something i must do this woman leaves behind a suffering child there is none but me who can intercede in mercy's name three days are all i need then i'll return i pledge my word, then i'll return

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09/08/2014 14:08:53

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via smooshless)

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09/05/2014 13:46:10

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09/04/2014 12:30:19

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

(via quikslvr)

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08/24/2014 18:07:24

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

image

I CHOKED

(via meagansphilosophy)

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